the power to be really itchy.

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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the power to waste the space in the typing boxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :D

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!