The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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the power to glow in the light

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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Swiss army teeth.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to do nothing/

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!