The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to kill yourself

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Tits for a guy.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to be born again

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!