The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to like any show

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The power to turn wine into water

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!