The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!