The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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Immunity to medication

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!