The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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power to have no power at all

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power to... We're sorry, but something went wrong. We've been notified about this issue and we'll take a look at it shortly.

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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the power to fail at life

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!