The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to have a super power,

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the power to get STD's

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to become inverted background color.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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the power to see through windows.;.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!