the power to dislike this power

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to pee standing up

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!