The power of having the highest rated comment

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the power to fly for a second

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to shed hair

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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Invisible handwriting.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!