The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to bleed

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to die at will

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!