The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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the power to see the present.

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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wast your time on the computer

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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captain obvious

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!