The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The power to speak in cursive

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to catch em all

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!