the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to not have this superpower

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the power to pee on command

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to understand math.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!