The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!