- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be buried at sea

The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

The ability to summon a lamp once.

The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

The power to remove all ads from any page cough please make that on this website cough

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

The power to have the longest little finger

The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

The power to be really bad at math.

The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

The power to be HUMAN

The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

The power of your girlfriend's will

the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

the power two become drunk at anytime

The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

Pointless Super Powers