the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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the power to see through bananas

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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the power to die at will

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The power to do nothing.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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the power to remember th...

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to see John Cena.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!