the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The power to not Waste time

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to have a black president

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!