The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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the power to shoot superman

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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the power... to read this

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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the power to die at will

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the power to see the present.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!