Retractable Teeth

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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the power to be really itchy.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to understand math.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The ability to understand women!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!