The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to speak in cursive

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The Power to Combust

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The power to die at will.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to predict the past.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!