The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to breathe

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ikawlhan forever

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!