THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to ride a bike

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to exist

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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Grass eating

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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the ability to digest any food easily

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!