The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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the power to die at will

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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Retractable Teeth

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power of exact change

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!