Power to give birth through your penis.

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The ability to lactate air.

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!