The power to state the obvious.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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KeemStar

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!