If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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the power to glow in the light

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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the power to have a power.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!