The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to turn food into shit.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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captain obvious

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to suck your own dick

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The power to become inverted background color.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!