The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to shower naked.

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to lose the remote.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to only drink liquids

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!