The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to snore.

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to think outside the bun.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to stay a virgin

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!