The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to find lost socks.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!