the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to die at will

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to glow in the dark

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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Retractable Teeth

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!