Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to die at will

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!