the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to smell poo...

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to predict the present

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!