the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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Swiss army teeth.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to take a crap.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to be really bad at math.

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the power to not have power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!