The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The ability to not talk.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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the power to read captchas

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the power to breath through your skin.

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power to fly only in the plane

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!