The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!