the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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To call me maybe

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The power to not exist.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to see through pastry..

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to ride a bike

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to exist

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!