The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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the power to glow in the light

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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the power to have a power.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to die at will

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!