The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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Liam Brudenell

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to not hear thunder.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to close your nose

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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the ability to die without any control

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!