The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to have a power

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to poop standing up

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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the power to die at will

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!