The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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the power to go on this website

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the power to see through water.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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the power to control your own body movements

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!