The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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To call me maybe

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The power to not exist.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to see through pastry..

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to turn food into shit.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to exist

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!