The power to make fish appear in pants.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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the power to have a power.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!