The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!