The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to lick your own back...

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The ability to be raped.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!