The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The power to find lost socks.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to take a crap.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!