The ability to smell colors.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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the power to make glass clear

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the power to fail

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the power to die if you think

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to write a country song

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!