The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The ability to clean

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The Power to Combust

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to have a black president

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!