The power of eating from ears.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!