The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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the power to see the present.

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to catch em all

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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the power to see through bananas

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!