The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to have a power

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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the power to die at will

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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the power to see through glass

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!