The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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the power to not have a power

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to die at will.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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the power to fart mace

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The power to summon earthworms

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to have a small penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!