The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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the power to pee on command

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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the power to lose your power at will

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!