The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to exist

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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anything Aquaman does

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to not finish your....

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!