The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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To call me maybe

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to repel women.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to exist

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!